"Dating apps just feel so artificial"

Wren opened up Soulmate Search to receive their daily present: one free card draw.

They desperately prayed for this one to be the one, then drew their card.

Ash, semi-rare

Below Ash's picture was a bio Wren couldn't be bothered to read.

They sighed, but pressed Activate anyway.

Their android, slumped in the corner of their bedroom, stood up as its face contorted to match Ash's. "Hiya! Lookin' pretty fire!"

Deactivate

"Yeah, no."

Pay $100 to draw again

Ash's card was shuffled back in, and Wren drew a new card.

Robin, common

Wren frowned. "Ew."

Pay $100 to draw again